CLASSIC MONSTER

The best monster bar none. I've yet to had it dethroned in my eyes. To the uninitiated I would describe it as liquid sour gummy worms 5/5 skateboards

PACIFIC PUNCH JUICE

Do you like Hawaiian Punch? You better if you're gonna drink this. It's straight up energy drink Hawaiian Punch. from these reviews you can totally tell I just love anything with sugar in it sooo.. 4/5 skateboards

ULTRA PEACHY KEEN

Definitely the sweeter of the monsters that I've had, but if you love gas station peach rings (you know, the candy) this is right up your alley. Total synthetic peach heaven. 3/5 skateboards

ULTRA ROSA

Not too sweet, tasty, and sort of reminds me of Nerds for some reason. A solid divsersion from the typical monster formula and may be one of my new staples in a gas station order. 4/5 skateboards

LO CARB MONSTER

It's ok 1/5 skateboards

... if you're reading this and you're my girlfriend I'm so sorry its just not giving

ZERO ULTRA MONSTER

The citrus notes are enough to carry this monster into its own category rather than just a worse tasting version of the original, it used to be an indulgence of mine during finals season as a departure from the cheaper, utilitarian redbull pomegranate

Like any Ultra Monster be prepared to shit forever if you haven't eaten today. Lots of caffiene with no calories is a disaster

MANGO LOCO

A solid mango juice, it can be overwhelming if it's the only thing you've had today but you should never be drinking monster on an empty stomach. 3/5 skateboards

NITRO

If you want a smoother monster experience, this will be it for you. It isn't as sharp, likely due to the lack of normal carbination that will provide the bite. Smooth jazz cover of monster. 4/5 skateboards

REHAB MONSTER TEA & LEMONADE

I don't know how well this will actually "rehab" you from dehydration or a hangover, I wouldn't recommend drinking any monster for that (water and then regular gatorade will do) but as an Arnold Palmer fan this is a good caffienated version of that

Really fantastic flavor. Ive never been disappointed. This and some red Thai curry is my defibrillator on a work day where I just wanna quit on the spot

PAPILLON MONSTER JUICE

Like a peach tea Snapple got a tramp stamp. Awesome. I love her. This is like the Ultra Peachy Keen but better in every way. A more subtle peach flavor, a little bite at the end, solid body.

ULTRA VIOLET

Not a lot to say here. Tastes like nerds, specifically the pink and purple nerds. Like if you left those in the bottom of a can of regular Ultra zero sugar monster. Like those kinda study hall mocktails you would make in high school out of pure boredom

JUICE MONSTER RIO PUNCH

Wow. Wooo. Really good. Cheap frozen margarita slammed into a monster can. Love it- no weird aftertaste. If didn't care for my heart I would absolutely put one of these in the slushie machine and let it work its heart out with a shot of tequila. Realistically, that would make it way way less sweet, and the sweetness level being tolerable now means it would make a poor marg mix. LE SIGN

The blurb makes me laugh though- "Exotic flavors" what is this, the 70's? There's grape and apple juice in here, bud. If they have the balls to sell this to Brazilians are they gonna change it to "local flavors" or "local pride" or are they gonna change it to something like SUCO TEJANO and give it all new dressings on the can

Enough beating around the bush- I wish this was a common staple and not a random flavor they developed and will never make again. Not too sweet, super yummy, cute lady on the can. 5/5

REIGN CHERRY LIMEADE

Big fan of the drink other than the weird no sugar sweetener. I wish I could have it as a slushy

REDBULL

Have you ever noticed the twenty somethings in the polos on your college campus with the giant redbull backpacks? have they ever given you redbull for free? were they playing music out of a bluetooth speaker that sounded like hype up music royalty free [3 HOURS GOOD FOR FOCUS AND DRIVE] wayy too loud? With colgate smiles and inoffensive complexions?

Redbull is losing the battle to coffee and they know it. they've thrown money into blenders and ads and stock photo students to release en masse to mask the taste of what they're hocking, the taste of course being alcohol free beer.

We live in a prescription amphetimine golden era of stimulants and burnout and their persistence has not been by quality but by stockholme syndrome and a corner on the energy drink market.. At least for the 20 years we didn't realize "Oh Energy Drinks Can Taste Good Actually" 0/5 skateboards

FRUIT FLAVORED REDBULL

Pretty good.

REIGN DREAMSICLE

Does the Reign dreamsicle flavor taste like dreamsicles? depends on the batch. The one my girlfriend bought from the corner store that holds onto stock a little long tasted exactly like a dreamsicle. like they stuck one of those puppies in a can and let it melt. But a can from a batch with an expiry date 6 months later tasted more guaniney and minerally than that one. You could still taste the orange and cream, but the difference flabbergasts me.

3-5 skateboards depending on your batch